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Stripper ‘Pole Assassin,’ Who Hooked Up With Longhorns Coach & Monkey Bit Child, Makes Appearance At Game (PIC)

All is right in the world when the pole assassin is happy.

‘Pole Assassin’, real name Danielle Thomas, went incredibly viral last year after a trick or treater was bitten by a monkey at the home of Texas Longhorns special teams coach Jeff Banks.

Thomas, a former exotic dancer who once appeared on The Jerry Springer Show under the name “Pole Assassin,” uses a pet monkey named “Gia” as part of her act. Thomas calls the monkey her “emotional support animal.”

The assassin of poles went viral over the weekend after she took a picture with her boyfriend, Jeff Banks, on the field either before or after the team destroyed the UTSA Roadrunners 41-20.

Just a constant reminder that when sports want to get weird, only college football has the power to give us something like this.

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