All is right in the world when the pole assassin is happy.
‘Pole Assassin’, real name Danielle Thomas, went incredibly viral last year after a trick or treater was bitten by a monkey at the home of Texas Longhorns special teams coach Jeff Banks.
Thomas, a former exotic dancer who once appeared on The Jerry Springer Show under the name “Pole Assassin,” uses a pet monkey named “Gia” as part of her act. Thomas calls the monkey her “emotional support animal.”
The assassin of poles went viral over the weekend after she took a picture with her boyfriend, Jeff Banks, on the field either before or after the team destroyed the UTSA Roadrunners 41-20.
Let the monkey on the sideline, you cowards. pic.twitter.com/fLF42jyblX
— Jim Weber (@JimMWeber) September 18, 2022
Just a constant reminder that when sports want to get weird, only college football has the power to give us something like this.
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